May 2013
nickgrimshade:
[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Have you ever thought about how many people think about you? It’s so bizarre. Imagine someone, out of the blue, thinking of your face. Something happens; they remember you. Your favorite song, how you dress, the way you talk, the look in your eyes when you are happy. They remember that about you, even if you haven’t seen each other in years. Everything in life is a reminder of a person, a place,...
thehorangames:
School tomorrow [simon cowell voice] it’s a no from me
m-ve:
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
h0odrich:
magicconchshell:
how did 50 cent get shot 9 times
with a gun i think
ohwhatprovidence:
ohwhatprovidence:
one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it
earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see
then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals
i just sent him a...
wild-lion:
are you a traffic sign because stop
daryldixonwinchester:
mastertoph:
thesummeroflike:
one of the most difficult parts of my life is trying to figure out which button actually means download and which are advertisements
If you click and drag the button and it drags, it’s an ad. If it does not drag, it is the button you are supposed to click.
a-sorta-fairytale:
get on my dick not my nerves
sarapunzel:
real women have curve
just one curve
real women are circle
