Genetics 101: The Science Of You
beyoncebeytwice: last week on glee this week on glee next week on glee
llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
partycrocanthem: my neighbor’s progression towards scene-teen-supreme: Wow, what a nice boy. I bet he cooks for his mom. Hmm… Looks like it’s time for a haircut, young man! Oh. Oh no.
To truly know the world, look deeply within your own being; to truly know...– Rudolf Steiner (via black-tangled-heart)
everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
step one: turn on jay leno step two: watch 5 seconds step three: remember why i don’t watch jay leno step four: change channel
lindsaylohanthony: how 2 be sassy