nosdrinker: Busty Blonde Slut Gets A College Degree And Makes Her Father Proud
whatafuckinfamilypicture: Call 911 and ask them how their day is going. They will appreciate it. Friendly gestures go a long way
I think that one of these days you’re going to have to find out where you want...– J.D. Salinger (via ohvesuvius)
My socially awkward life
me: good thanks
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we...– Henri J.M. Nouwen, The Road to Daybreak: A Spiritual Journey (via immortels)
skunksexual: seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
Quote from my dad: “could you guys please stop making fun of Asians?” …the answer is absolutely not.
rubee: why do i keep losing friends when i don’t do anything to make them hate me i ask myself the exact same question whenever i lose followers
Talking Heads—“Road To Nowhere”...
pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: whatever happened to drake bell? nevermind
I had a real stroke of luck today on my first day of work.
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