June 2012
nosdrinker:
Busty Blonde Slut Gets A College Degree And Makes Her Father Proud
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Call 911 and ask them how their day is going. They will appreciate it. Friendly gestures go a long way
May 2012
“I think that one of these days you’re going to have to find out where you want...”
– J.D. Salinger (via ohvesuvius)
My socially awkward life
person: hey
me: good thanks
“When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we...”
– Henri J.M. Nouwen, The Road to Daybreak: A Spiritual Journey
(via immortels)
skunksexual:
seductively whispers “swaggie” in your ear while making fondue
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Quote from my dad: “could you guys please stop making fun of Asians?”
…the answer is absolutely not.
rubee:
why do i keep losing friends when i don’t do anything to make them hate me
i ask myself the exact same question whenever i lose followers
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Talking Heads—“Road To Nowhere”...
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
whatever happened to drake bell?
nevermind
WatchI had a real stroke of luck today on
my first day of work.
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