ghettoscenequeen: People who think that Tumblr is a safe and judgement-free place where they can freely express their opinions:
forrealla3hunna: the world is over populated and some of you need to die
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Obama: Is happy that people protest poor laws because it shows people exercising democracy.
Americans: You're destroying this country.
if any of you honestly think that a president should be kept in office just because he has progressive and open-minded social values, then you are actually fucking retarded
meanmeenah: sure ill get off the internet mom
canieatthisshit: consequentialism: if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
b-baka-its-not-like-i: when you see the typo right as you click ‘create post’
911: 911 whats your emergency??
white girl: *you're
fuckeli: plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
magicconchshell: me when i get birthday money 2 to 3 days later
Social anxiety isn’t cool. OCD isn’t cool. Bipolar disorder isn’t cool. Depression isn’t cool. Cutting isn’t cool. Phobias aren’t cool. Trauma isn’t cool. Sleep disorders aren’t cool. Eating disorders aren’t cool. They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.